tango for two

Tango for Two.

On internet I looked up dancing in Algarve, got ballet
dance and dance schools, those were out, and lap
dancing which is even more embarrassing, a girl on
your lap jumping up and if you don’t get an erection
due to your knees hurting the girl will feel offended
and tell the audience that you are impotent; and it
beats me why she should want to humiliate the poor
punter who has paid. Maybe it has to do with pride,
professional honour, the woman might feel that she
has failed not getting you exited, so why do I care?
I just want to go to a place and sway to the music,
remember a hot night in Buenos Aires, 1961 and at
the same time get some exercise, is that too much
to ask a Saturday night?